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Today my boss saw where I was on my "sick day." IHF.

#3 (0) - Jun 16, 2009 03:16 PM by Julia - Money - I agree, you are screwed (52) - You deserved that one (77)

I started my facebook journey with 2 co-workers on my friends list, now i'm super popular and have connected with all my friends in teh past and I don't want my co-workers having that much insight into my personal life. Should I delete them as friends?

#111 (0) - Jun 26, 2009 12:57 AM by DamnRight - Work/Money - I agree, you are screwed (107) - You deserved that one (42)

Today found out my ex-girlfriend is hooking up with two different of my mutual friends. Thanks newsfeed. IHF.

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