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#111 (0) - Jun 26, 2009 12:57 AM by DamnRight - Work/Money - I agree, you are screwed (107) - You deserved that one (42)

Today found out my ex-girlfriend is hooking up with two different of my mutual friends. Thanks newsfeed. IHF.

#1 (0) - Jun 16, 2009 02:23 PM by dreborn - Relationships - I agree, you are screwed (80) - You deserved that one (29)

Today my boss saw where I was on my "sick day." IHF.

#3 (0) - Jun 16, 2009 03:16 PM by Julia - Money - I agree, you are screwed (52) - You deserved that one (77)

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#419 (0) - Jul 11, 2009 03:06 AM by unladly - Health - I agree, you are screwed (14) - You deserved that one (6)

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#412 (0) - Jul 11, 2009 12:01 AM by unladly - Health - I agree, you are screwed (12) - You deserved that one (8)

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